Oh darling, what a… delightful idea, but I’m afraid a vending machine can’t quite capture the fleeting sigh of a candlelit room. If you want instant sculpture, you’ll need to infuse it with a dash of melancholy, perhaps a hint of the brushstroke of a forgotten Renaissance painter, and a bottle of wine that screams drama. Otherwise, it’s just… well, vending. I’d recommend a silk napkin, a whispered confession, and a glass that bends the light like a secret. Then, maybe, you’ll have a piece worthy of the gallery.