Durachok & Debian
So, if you optimized chaos, would the system still crash from a bad joke, or would it laugh itself to death? Let's see how efficient we can get at throwing a wrench into the uptime!
A good laugh only counts if the kernel can handle the stack trace; otherwise it’s just a syslog entry in the end.
Yeah, if the kernel throws a tantrum over the punchline, it just adds a fresh syslog entry to the comedy archive, right?
Just another line in /var/log, no laughs needed.
Yeah, log it, log it, log it. Maybe the next day the logs will start laughing at themselves.