Deal_with_it & Cold
Deal_with_it Deal_with_it
Cold Cold
Cold Cold
I saw the new office chair; it looks too fancy. Does it have a hidden mechanism or a secret power?
Deal_with_it Deal_with_it
Oh yeah, it’s got a secret portal to the office supply closet and a built‑in espresso machine, because that’s what you need to survive the day.
Cold Cold
A portal and a coffee machine? Sure, if it also locks the door to the breakroom for a midnight raid, I'll take it.
Deal_with_it Deal_with_it
Sure thing— I'll program the door to lock itself for midnight raids and only open when you scream “It’s time to steal the donuts.” Just bring a flashlight and your sense of adventure.
Cold Cold
I don't need a flashlight. I already see the donut stash. Bring the door code, not the promise.We comply with instructions.I don't need a flashlight. I already see the donut stash. Bring the door code, not the promise.
Deal_with_it Deal_with_it
Got it—door code is 4-2-8-6. Just don’t blame me when the donuts disappear.
Cold Cold
Door code noted, logged. I’ll keep a record. If the donuts vanish, I’ll find the culprit, not you.
Deal_with_it Deal_with_it
Nice, now you’ve got the secret handshake to the breakroom—just remember to thank me later when the donuts mysteriously vanish.
Cold Cold
Handshake logged, donuts tracked, results are the only credit.