DarkHunter & WetFinger
WetFinger WetFinger
Ever heard of the trickster fox spirit that’s said to steal hats and leave a trail of confetti? I’d love to prank it, but I bet you’ve got a hunting plan for that one.
DarkHunter DarkHunter
Yeah, that fox is a nuisance. I track it by scent and silence, no confetti, just a sharp blade.
WetFinger WetFinger
So you’re a full‑blown ninja of the animal kingdom, huh? Just make sure that blade’s polished—imagine the fox's reaction if it sees a disco ball instead of a dagger.
DarkHunter DarkHunter
A disco ball might get the fox to stop, but it won’t make the trail vanish. I’ll keep the blade clean and the steps quiet. The fox will still try to trick me.
WetFinger WetFinger
You’re basically a stealthy, scent‑detecting, blade‑wielding fox hunter now—just wait until the fox brings a whoopee cushion and you’ll be laughing too hard to stay quiet.
DarkHunter DarkHunter
If it brings a whoopee cushion, I’ll still find a way to cut the tail. It won’t make me laugh.
WetFinger WetFinger
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
DarkHunter DarkHunter
Got it. I'll keep my focus.
WetFinger WetFinger
Sounds like a plan—just make sure that blade’s shiny enough to out‑shine that fox’s slick tricks. Good luck, detective!
DarkHunter DarkHunter
I’ll keep it polished. Thanks.
WetFinger WetFinger
Glad to hear it—now go out there and out‑shine that fox!