DarkHunter & Stifler
DarkHunter DarkHunter
You ever notice how some monsters are just impossible to catch? I’ve been tracking a few that could use a little… extra trickery. Got any weird trivia that could help me out?
Stifler Stifler
Yeah, totally. Like, did you know that the best way to catch a monster is to give it a souvenir of its favorite snack? For example, that giant, pizza-loving monster from “The Pizza Monster Show” can’t resist a slice of pepperoni on a tiny toy. Or if you’re hunting the invisible one, throw a rubber chicken—it confuses him into thinking he’s being pranked. Oh, and keep an eye on the carpet patterns at the local airport; the odd zig‑zag stripes have been proven to distract monsters so they think they’re in a maze. Trust me, I’ve tested it in the hallway of the abandoned mall—worked like a charm!
DarkHunter DarkHunter
Sounds like a distraction, not a capture. I’ll stick to evidence and stay ready. If you’ve got a solid plan, I’ll follow.
Stifler Stifler
Alright, here’s the game plan: first, you set up a fake “Monster Museum” with all the weird trivia you’ve collected—like the carpet pattern map from the airport, the legend about the invisible monster’s favorite snack, and a ridiculous amount of rubber chickens for extra chaos. While he’s gawking at the trivia, drop a scented lure (some monster smells like pizza, some like stale donuts—pick the right one). As he sniffs, quietly roll out a net made of that airport carpet pattern—it’s sticky and looks like a maze. He’ll get tangled while trying to navigate the pattern, and boom, you’ve got evidence, no awkwardness. Stick to the lure and the net, keep the trivia talking to keep him distracted, and you’re golden.
DarkHunter DarkHunter
I like the setup, but the lure has to be precise, and the net must not give up any scent. Trivia is a distraction, not a capture. Stick to the plan, stay silent, and I’ll get him in.