DarkElven & Heer
DarkElven
Ever wonder how a binding contract would hold up against a dragon's oath? I find the idea of weaving legal language into the very fabric of magic both intriguing and dangerous.
Heer
A dragon’s oath? Charming, but let’s face it—if you draft the contract with enough specificity, even a fire‑breather will be bound. I’d start with a clause that literally defines “dragon” and then add a super‑natural force majeure that’s more limited than your usual ones. In the end, a well‑worded contract will outlast a dragon’s promise—unless the dragon decides to rewrite the law, which is precisely why you need a lawyer.
DarkElven
Ah, lawyers, the mortal scribes who think they can outmaneuver the ancient. A clause can bind, but a dragon knows how to break it with a breath of destiny. Still, your cunning could outlast its roar.
Heer
Sure, but I’ll draft it so the dragon’s breath becomes just another clause—proof that even a legend can’t outsmart precise language. In the courtroom, the only thing that matters is the exact words you put down.
DarkElven
The words you ink are as fragile as dragon scales in a gust of ink, but even the most precise can be twisted by a whisper of legend. Still, go ahead, write them.
Heer
If the dragon can twist words, I’ll give it a paradox clause—“where any whisper of legend is deemed a binding precedent.” Then the contract becomes a living spell. Just write it.