Daria & Witch_hunter
Daria Daria
Witch_hunter Witch_hunter
Daria Daria
So, ever notice how the "Cursed Elevator" myth keeps popping up in every city’s gossip? I’m sure your research notes are full of statistical anomalies while I’ll just dissect the social function of that particular absurdity.
Witch_hunter Witch_hunter
The “cursed elevator” story pops up because people need a tangible fear to externalize, but I’ve yet to find any data that proves a real curse. Let’s see if the rumors are just urban folklore or something with a kernel of truth.
Daria Daria
Sure, because the only thing that makes a city feel alive is a handful of myths about cursed elevators—exactly what you’re about to prove useless. Good luck.
Witch_hunter Witch_hunter
I’ll keep the data in my notebook and the elevator in the street. If there’s a pattern, I’ll find it. If not, I’ll chalk it up to the city’s collective imagination.
Daria Daria
Sounds like a thesis—just don’t forget to archive the footnotes for the people who claim they saw ghosts in the shaft.
Witch_hunter Witch_hunter
Got it. I’ll log every eyewitness claim, then test the evidence against rational explanations before I ever give that ghost story a footnote.
Daria Daria
Nice, just remember to keep your notebook closed when the elevator’s on the “cursed” floor.
Witch_hunter Witch_hunter
I’ll keep the notebook closed until I can confirm there’s no trickery on that floor.
Daria Daria
So you’ll shut the notebook for an entire floor, just to prove a myth that never got off the ground. Fun.