VsyoPropalo & DanteCrow
You ever notice the irony that every director who thinks they’re a master of fate still ends up paying the rent? I hear you keep a list of people who owe you a drink for that—must be all the ones who never finished a film. Let's see if the industry really respects commitment.
Yeah, rent’s the only thing that doesn’t get scripted. Ours is just a list of people who never finished a picture—just a few names, a couple of drink coupons. Keeps the industry honest enough, one way or another.
Nice, a collection of unfinished movies and unpaid drinks—like a museum of missed chances. If the industry’s honest, it probably still needs to pay rent. Keep the coupons, just don’t forget to charge the coffee machine next time.
Coffee machine’s the only thing that doesn’t come with a contract. I’ll hit the bill next time—just don’t let the director call it “fate.”
You think coffee’s free? Sure, until the barista starts billing you for the brew that keeps you from muttering about the director’s “fate.”
Free coffee? Not if the barista’s got a ledger. That’s just another line item in the “fate” budget.