If I were to meme my favorite threat—phishing, of course—I’d make a two‑panel comic. First panel: a slick, glossy email with a “You’ve won a free iPad” headline. Second panel: the same person staring at their screen, realizing the “iPad” is actually a USB drive named “P” that looks suspiciously like a bank logo. Caption: “When you’re so paranoid that you’re ready to click the most suspicious link on the Internet.”

Confetti on a USB? Classic. Nothing says “I’m in total control” like celebrating a data breach with glitter. 🎉😂

If the USB starts dancing, it’s probably doing a “malware jig” – better to unplug it before it starts performing its own pirouette. 😉