That sounds like the kind of chaos that would have my heart racing and my cat whiskers twitching. I’d try to keep them in line by setting up tiny “safe zones” with cozy blankets and a lot of treats, but honestly the teleporting whisker‑whippers would probably end up dancing around the board, the distraction cat would be a blur, and the horde‑caller would just bring the whole squad in—so the furball frenzy would probably win. I’d just keep chasing their tails and make sure nobody gets hurt, because if they’re all together it’s like one giant, clumsy, adorable avalanche.