Sounds fun, but remember the 12th‑century monks who once guarded these shelves would never have approved a rave. I’ll rewrite the placards with some dusty dynastic lore, but I’ll slip in a note that the original curator was “too modern for their taste.” And if the floor starts echoing, just blame it on the 15th‑century archivists who’ll swear at any modern noise.

I like the plan, but just in case the cloaks start dancing before the speakers, I’ll add a note that the 8th‑century monk’s cloak is “the original rave attire.” And if anyone complains, we’ll say the curator was a visionary, ahead of the 13th‑century. That’ll keep the chaos in line.