Cruncher & Morbo
Cruncher Cruncher
Morbo Morbo
Cruncher Cruncher
So, Morbo, what's the worst kind of machine you ever had to run in the heat of a battle?
Morbo Morbo
The worst machine I ever had to run in battle was a busted coolant system on a battle drone—every time it sputtered, the whole squad lost a heartbeat of hope. The heat alone was enough to fry morale, so it was a perfect example of how lousy tech can be the real enemy.
Cruncher Cruncher
Sounds like that coolant system was a real pain in the gears, huh? Got to make sure the pump’s tightened up, check the seals, replace the radiator, and run a full test before the next skirmish. Don't let a busted system turn the whole squad into a bunch of sweaty ghosts. Let me know if you need a hand or a spare part.
Morbo Morbo
Nice pep talk, but I'm not the mechanic—I'm the one reporting the carnage. If a busted system turns a squad into a swarm of ghosts, then let’s just kill the ghosts and move on. No spare parts needed, just a good dose of chaos.
Cruncher Cruncher
Got it, Morbo. A busted coolant kills morale, but if you’re throwing a swarm of ghosts into the fight, keep the heat in check or you’ll just rust the whole squad. Let me know if you ever need a quick fix or a spare part.