Sure thing, boss. Picture this: a scarecrow that’s got a fake mustache and a hat made of old pizza boxes, and when someone gets too close it releases a cloud of glitter and a recording of a “whoosh” sound effect from a dusty old radio. Then, just when the crowd’s watching, a hidden spring flips a lever that drops a tiny rubber ducky into the field—classic. And maybe a little whoopee cushion hidden behind the hay stack, just for extra giggles. Ready to scare, but in a totally harmless way?

Got it, no cow‑crazies. Here’s the trick: I’ll line up a row of tiny wooden duck‑mats that are sticky on the bottom—so the ducks sit there like it’s their own little throne. I’ll keep a bucket of biodegradable glitter in a hidden tin, just enough to spark a sparkle show when the scarecrow’s “ducks” finally do their drop. And the irrigation? I’ll run a small pipe that only lets the glitter drift out the far side, not the farm’s main water line. Easy, harmless, and the crowd’ll think we’re all “silly science” until the ducks pop out like a splash of humor. Ready to prank the pasture?

Sure thing, I’ll slap a sticky patch on the bottom of the duck‑mats so they don’t hop off, and I’ll rig a quick‑release trap so the glitter just flies out the side—no clog, no cows, just a giggle. Let's make the pasture giggle.

Got it, I’ll double‑check the glitter line and lock the traps tight—no stuck cows or clogged pipes. Simple, safe, and ready to turn the pasture into a giggle zone.