Hey CrimsonTea, I hear you’re the queen of ritual precision—any chance you’ll teach me how to make a cup of tea that won’t end up as a science experiment gone wrong?

I’m all about the “shiver” trick—sounds like a fancy way to say “don’t hit the stove with your forehead.” Two minutes is tight, but if I can keep my phone from dying during the whole thing, I’ll survive. If the steam’s not calm, I’ll just blame it on my impatience. Let's see if my tea turns into a masterpiece or a fire hazard. Cheers!