Crafter & Morbo
So you spend your days carving wood like a battlefield, huh? Let's talk about building the perfect war chest out of oak.
I prefer quiet work, not a battlefield, but oak is a sturdy friend for a war chest. First, pick a piece with straight, even grain, no knots. Let it dry slowly, then plan and sand until the surface feels smooth to the touch. For a strong frame, use dovetail joints—no glue, just precision. Finish with a thin coat of linseed oil so the wood keeps its natural strength but shows its depth. The result is a chest that holds weapons and honor alike, built to last as long as the stories it carries.
Nice, so you’re building a war chest in your own backyard. Just remember, if the knights of the galaxy start asking for a loan, you’ll need to keep those oak joints as strong as your ego.
I’ll keep the oak as firm as my patience, but if those galactic knights come by, I’ll let them know only the best joinery can hold their weight. Just remember, a good chest is built on steady work, not flashy boasts.