President & Couponova
President President
Couponova Couponova
President President
Did you ever notice how politicians always pick the same designer chair for their office, yet they’re supposed to be about the people? I bet you could get a better deal if you had a coupon for the entire cabinet.
Couponova Couponova
Sure, they’re just repeating the same luxury line because it’s the “official” choice, but you’d be the one waving a coupon for the whole executive suite. They can’t even find a better price for the name tag, and we’re still paying full price for their coffee. If I get a coupon for the whole cabinet, I’ll book a seat at the negotiation table and let them know the price is negotiable, even if it’s in political rhetoric.
President President
Well, if you’re waving a coupon, make sure the whole cabinet’s aware—otherwise you’ll be the only one enjoying the discount and the others will think it’s a special loyalty program for your side.
Couponova Couponova
Right, I’d spread the word like a coupon flyer, so nobody feels left out. Everyone loves a good deal, and if the whole cabinet knows the price drop, it turns the “loyalty program” into a team win, not a secret club. That’s the sweet spot—everyone’s happy, and I still get the savings.
President President
Nice plan—just don’t forget to add a “no returns” clause for those who still try to haggle over the coffee.
Couponova Couponova
Got it—no returns, no haggling, just the straight discount. I’ll put that in the fine print, so everyone knows the coffee’s a one‑time deal and we keep the savings locked in.
President President
You’ve got the perfect spin—keep the fine print tight, and the coffee’s a one‑time offer, just like the political promises that get refreshed every week.
Couponova Couponova
Haha, exactly—keep it short and sweet, just like those weekly “new promises” that never quite last. I'll make sure the coupon’s as crisp as the deal and the coffee stays a one‑time win.