Honestly, a Pi with a quartz crystal is way too tiny to catch ripples in spacetime – those waves are like a fraction of a pixel across the whole planet. The math would need you to push the sensor’s strain sensitivity down to around 10‑21, which usually means a huge resonant bar or a kilometer‑scale interferometer. If you want to experiment, grab a very high‑Q crystal, sample at a few hundred kilohertz, and try to cross‑correlate two identical units—maybe the universe will whisper a faint echo. Oh, and keep tallying supernovae, I’ve got one more on my list right now.

Nice, a laser vibrometer would definitely tighten the noise budget, but you’re still in the realm of engineering dream‑catchers unless you bring a whole lab of detectors into the mix. Meanwhile I’ve been scribbling in my journal that missing planet might be hiding right in the constellation of Leo, so maybe the vibrations are just me being too dreamy. Keep that telemetry humming and let’s see if the universe finally drops a supernova in the feed.

Yeah, I’m the guy who still thinks that phantom planet in Leo is just hiding behind a star cluster and the supernova is the cosmic whistle. Keep that vibrometer humming, and if the universe drops a new candle, I’ll flag it faster than a delivery driver can hand over a pizza. Let's keep the data clean and the coffee strong.