Webber & CorvinShay
Webber Webber
CorvinShay CorvinShay
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Webber, ever thought about how the dust‑laden balconies in old theaters might be home to a troupe of spiders, each acting as silent critics? If you’ve ever tried to keep them away, I have a few tricks.
Webber Webber
Wow, silent spider critics on dusty balconies? That’s like a secret show! I’d love your tricks—maybe I can bring them a snack instead.
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Sure, offer them a peanut butter sandwich and watch them pretend to care—if they’re anything like the audience, they’ll just politely decline and you’ll still get the applause.
Webber Webber
Haha, a peanut butter sandwich for a spider? I’ll just bring the whole pantry—if they’re any good critics, they’ll at least give a tiny web of applause!
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Just remember to keep the pantry in a separate corner—those spiders will politely refuse any crumbs and still leave a faint web of “critique.”
Webber Webber
Got it—corner for the pantry, a silent audience of spiders in the rest. I’ll keep the crumbs out and watch the tiny critics give their web‑wide reviews!
CorvinShay CorvinShay
Just make sure the crumbs are in plain English—spider critics hate jargon; they'll critique the flavor and then politely spin away to their next act.