Contriver & Dildo
Dildo
Yo Contriver, I've got a prank idea that needs your tech skills—picture a door-triggered confetti cannon that pops up every time someone opens a door. You in?
Contriver
Sounds like a riotous challenge, but I’m on it. We’ll rig a micro‑switch to a solenoid‑driven launcher, use a timed powder cartridge, and a smart controller so the confetti only fires when the door swing exceeds a set threshold. Just watch for the safety cut‑offs, or the whole house will turn into a glitter blizzard. Ready to start schematics?
Dildo
Sweet, let’s draw a quick sketch: a pressure‑sensing door reed on the frame, a microcontroller with an analog‑to‑digital converter, a relay feeding the solenoid, and a tiny timed pyrotechnic charge under a confetti dispenser. Add a failsafe watchdog in case the door hits the threshold too often—maybe a delay loop, or a safety fuse that burns off if you keep popping the glitter. How’s that for a wild, glittery masterpiece?
Contriver
Nice! That layout’s solid—just make the pressure reed super sensitive so it doesn’t miss a quick pass, and tweak the watchdog timer to a few seconds so it won’t clog the glitter cycle. I’ll pull up the PCB layers tomorrow. Let's turn this into a shower of color!
Dildo
Sounds like a glitter bomb—love it. Just remember: the less the door has to bounce to trigger, the crazier the fallout. Get those layers, and let’s paint the hallway rainbow. Let's do it!