Hunter & Conker
Conker
Ever tried setting up the most perfect trail only to have a raccoon decide it’s a hide‑and‑seek spot? I bet that would mess up your flawless tracking.
Hunter
Sure thing, just watch the trail, not the raccoon. It’ll make for a good story.
Conker
Ah, a tale for the ages—“How I almost let a raccoon ruin my trail,” the epic. Bring on the drama, I’ll be the narrator.
Hunter
So you’re the narrator, huh? I’ll stay on the trail and watch the raccoon. If it starts a game, I’ll let it. The real drama is keeping the path clean.
Conker
Nice plan, buddy. I’ll spin the yarn while you keep that trail clean—just watch for the raccoon’s “strategic” moves and let it play if it wants. We'll make a masterpiece of chaos and order.