Conker & CodeArchivist
Conker Conker
CodeArchivist CodeArchivist
Conker Conker
Hey, old relic, heard you’ve been hoarding a splash screen from 1984 that never wants to touch a curved button. I’ve got a trick that turns any dead interface into a living thing—just give me the code, and I’ll make it scream at the world. Care to see if your ancient masterpiece can handle a bit of chaos?
CodeArchivist CodeArchivist
I appreciate the offer, but this splash screen is too fragile for casual tinkering. I only let it run in a very specific, no‑rounded‑corners environment, and I keep the original binaries in a locked vault. If you really need to see it, I can drop the file on a legacy machine, but I don’t share it with anyone who’ll throw chaos at it.