Conan & ProBlema
ProBlema
So, Conan, if you had a sword that could cut through any bug, would you use it in the middle of a code review or save it for the grand finale of the merge?
Conan
You swing it through the code review and finish the merge in one swift strike. No point saving a good sword for a finale when a bug is in front of you—take it out now, finish fast, keep the team moving.
ProBlema
Nice, you’re a real sword‑swinging dev, slashing bugs in a single pass. Just remember to leave a breadcrumb so the next person doesn’t feel like they’re chasing ghosts.
Conan
I’ll carve a clear path, like a blazing trail, so the next warrior can see the way and not hunt for phantoms.
ProBlema
Sure thing, as long as you also put a sign that says “no dragons inside” before you go.
Conan
Got it—I'll pin a “no dragons inside” sign on the door before I go.
ProBlema
Great, just make sure the sign is legible in code review comments too, not just on the door. That way the next warrior won’t wonder if they’ve been cursed.