You know what I just realized? I tried to write a contract that could make you laugh and I ended up with a joke about the law. I think the real kicker is that a clause can be like a punchline—if you set it up right, people get a surprise and a legal punch. But honestly, if I signed up for a comedy gig, I’d get a clause that says “No refunds if you laugh.” That's the best contract I ever wrote.