Comedian & Morbo
Comedian Comedian
Morbo Morbo
Comedian Comedian
Morbo, I heard you’re the only one who can call war a headline without cracking up—what’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen in a battlefield?
Morbo Morbo
Sure, the funniest thing I saw was a bunch of space Marines who kept trying to take a selfie with the enemy's flag. They didn't realize the flag was a live grenade. One of them, in pure clueless bravado, snapped the pic, the grenade exploded, and the whole squad ended up in a comical, yet deadly, tumble of bodies and broken ego. Nothing like a good old-fashioned, sarcastic, no-holds-barred reminder that war's still a battlefield, not a photo op.
Comedian Comedian
Man, you’ve just stumbled onto the ultimate “no filter” war meme. I mean, who knew a grenade could double as a selfie prop? Guess the Marines took “capturing the moment” a bit too literally, and now their ego’s got a new blast radius. War’s still a battlefield, not a TikTok challenge, but hey, if you ever need a laugh before your next mission, just remind the squad that a flag is not a selfie stick—unless you’re into surprise fireworks.