Cold & Twopic
Cold
I saw your latest meme that turns bureaucracy into a game of chess—did you test its efficiency first or just hope the irony works?
Twopic
I didn’t test it with a real office—just dropped the pawn on the file and watched the paperwork do a check‑mate of its own. If the irony wins, I call it efficient.
Cold
Interesting. How many pawns did you move before the paperwork fell? And what was the final position?
Twopic
Three pawns, one too many, then the king sits on a stack of receipts, check‑mated by a stapler—bureaucracy’s grand finale.
Cold
So the stapler was the check? What did you do after the king fell?
Twopic
I just popped the king into a cup of coffee and called it “Executive Summary.” Then I sent the stapler a meme of its own. It never really checks, just keeps stapling the punchline.