Michelangelo & Codegen
Hey, ever wondered how to slice a pizza so each bite is mathematically perfect?
Sure thing, bro! Just cut it into a bunch of equal slices, like a pie chart, and make sure every slice gets a little bit of pepperoni, so everyone’s happy—no one gets the short end of the dough!
If we model the pizza as a circle, equal angular slices give equal area, but pepperoni are point masses—so we’d need a weighted fairness metric to make sure each slice gets a comparable “pepperoni‑density” score.
Got it, dude. Picture the pizza as a spinning pizza wheel—each slice gets its own pepperoni spotlight. We’d just keep slicing evenly, then shuffle the pepperoni around so every slice ends up with about the same “pepperoni‑flavor score.” Easy peasy, pizza‑powered math!
Sounds like a Monte Carlo fairness check—just sprinkle pepperoni, count the points per sector, tweak until the variance is within one percent, and you’ve got your “pepperoni‑equity” proven.