You’re the queen of cutting every line to the bone, so let’s flip that—how about we write a piece of code that looks like a poem, but is so slow it makes you think about the whole concept of “efficient”? Maybe a recursive function that prints a haiku one character at a time, just to see if the beauty of its slowness can outshine the sleekness of your micro‑optimizations. I’m curious: does your hardware love the chaos, or does it just want to get back to zero?