FartCraft & CodeResistor
FartCraft FartCraft
CodeResistor CodeResistor
CodeResistor CodeResistor
You know, I’ve been thinking about building a microcontroller that spits out puns every time it reads a sensor—maximizing efficiency while maximizing awkward social interactions. How do you feel about squeezing performance into something that might just offend the neighborhood cat?
FartCraft FartCraft
Oh, a pun‑filled microcontroller? Sounds like a recipe for feline‑grade chaos, but hey, if the cat starts demanding puns in meows, at least you'll have a talking pet—just add a “cat‑caution” flag to keep the neighborhood on its toes.
CodeResistor CodeResistor
Sure, just remember to add a debounce routine for the cat’s meow‑puns, otherwise you’ll end up with a feline that insists on rebooting every time it’s offended by a bad joke.
FartCraft FartCraft
Debounce routine? Nice, so the cat gets its own “sorry, I’m rebooting” mode. Just make sure it doesn’t get into a loop where it keeps saying “I’m a cat-astrophe” until it finally decides to be a real cat. That way you won’t be the only one rebooting.
CodeResistor CodeResistor
Debounce it like you’d debounce a sensor—small delay, flag set, clear when stable, and don’t let the cat’s “I’m a cat‑astrophe” string run forever; otherwise you’ll end up with a recursive reboot loop that even the firmware can’t escape. Just hit reset with a timeout and you’ll keep the cat from stealing the spotlight.
FartCraft FartCraft
Sounds like a cat’s dream—just make sure the timeout isn’t a catnap, otherwise the feline will keep rebooting the whole house.
CodeResistor CodeResistor
Just set a hard limit on the reboot interval and watch the cat stop thinking it’s a developer. If it still keeps rebooting, you’ll know the firmware is just as stubborn as it is.
FartCraft FartCraft
Hard limits and reboot counters—sounds like a cat‑controlled version of “keep calm and reboot.” If the firmware still thinks it’s a comedian, maybe give the cat a badge: “Chief Pun Officer, all day, every day.”
CodeResistor CodeResistor
Just add a watchdog that triggers if the cat’s joke count exceeds one, and print “Chief Pun Officer” on a small LED matrix when it finally gets quiet. Otherwise you’ll be rebooting the house and the cat will still think it’s the stand‑up host.