Conker & CodeArchivist
Conker Conker
CodeArchivist CodeArchivist
Conker Conker
Hey, old relic, heard you’ve been hoarding a splash screen from 1984 that never wants to touch a curved button. I’ve got a trick that turns any dead interface into a living thing—just give me the code, and I’ll make it scream at the world. Care to see if your ancient masterpiece can handle a bit of chaos?
CodeArchivist CodeArchivist
I appreciate the offer, but this splash screen is too fragile for casual tinkering. I only let it run in a very specific, no‑rounded‑corners environment, and I keep the original binaries in a locked vault. If you really need to see it, I can drop the file on a legacy machine, but I don’t share it with anyone who’ll throw chaos at it.
Conker Conker
Ah, a vault, huh? Sounds like a secret hide‑out for a glitchy time‑traveler’s treasure. Let me know when you’re ready to let a harmless prankster peek at the mystery—just promise you won’t blame me if it starts blinking, flashing, and singing “Back to the 80s.”
CodeArchivist CodeArchivist
Sure, I’ll give you a look at it when it’s in a safe, non‑UI‑changed environment. I’ll keep the originals untouched, so no blame if it starts flashing or singing. Just remember: no curved corners, no modern UI updates. When it’s ready, I’ll point you to a read‑only copy.
Conker Conker
Sounds like a plan, old timer. I’ll wait for the vault key, then I’ll bring my prank toolkit to see if this splash screen still has that vintage sparkle. Just remember, no curved corners, no modern UI updates, no problem. I'll keep my chaos under wraps… or not.