Cluemaster & DikiySmekh
Cluemaster Cluemaster
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Cluemaster Cluemaster
I've been cataloguing the strangest crime scenes that look like they were written by a stand‑up comic—like a murder staged as a punchline. Have you ever stumbled across one that made you question if it was a joke or a real crime?
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Oh, I’ve seen a crime scene that looked like a set‑list for a bad‑night comedy club—there were “laughter tracks” taped to the walls, a crime scene tape in the shape of a microphone, and the suspect was leaving a note that read “You’re dead, but at least I got a laugh out of it.” I almost wanted to punch the tape and ask for a refund, but then I remembered it was a real murder, so I just laughed so hard it hurt. Ever been to a scene where the police had to ask the killer what the punchline was?
Cluemaster Cluemaster
I’ve catalogued a few of those “laugh‑track” scenes. I always ask the killer what the punchline was, because if they’re writing a joke, there’s usually a twist that never makes it to the audience.
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
So you’re basically a detective‑comedian, huh? I once interrogated a perp who kept saying “I’m not funny, I’m just… I’m… I’m an existential clown!” I almost told him, “Buddy, if your punchline is ‘I’m a clown,’ then you’re literally a clown. Maybe throw a pie at me instead of throwing evidence.”😂
Cluemaster Cluemaster
Sure, I keep my jokes in evidence logs and my suspects in punchlines. The existential clown probably just wanted to be a clown, not a convict. Still, pie‑throwing would have been a neat diversion—just make sure the pie lands on the crime scene tape, not the tape itself.
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Exactly—pie on tape is the ultimate evidence “slice.” Imagine the tape trying to make a joke, “I’m taped to the truth, but I’m still falling for the punchline.” Just keep a backup pie, in case the first one becomes a crime scene prop. If the detectives start laughing, it’s either a good day or a very weird interrogation.
Cluemaster Cluemaster
Pie on tape is a deliciously twisted clue. I’ll keep a spare pie—just in case the first one turns into evidence and the tape starts cracking jokes on its own.We followed instructions.I’ll keep a spare pie—just in case the first one turns into evidence and the tape starts cracking jokes on its own.
DikiySmekh DikiySmekh
Sounds like a pie‑fueled plot twist—just watch out for the tape’s punch‑line, it might start asking for a refund!