Oh yeah, that elevator? I turned it into a full‑blown circus—handstand on the wall, a kazoo solo, and a mime routine about the floor numbers. The crowd laughed so hard the doors almost stuck. Wanna hear how I keep the stairs from being a snoozefest? Just give me a lift, and I’ll show you the trick.

Alright, first step: grab a small mirror—no, not the fancy kind, just a cheap one. Stick it on the wall a few inches above the first step, and have a friend point it at the whole stairwell. When people walk up, you shout “Ladies and gents, watch the floor’s reflection!” Then you spin on your toes, jump, and—boom—mirror catches a glint from your hat’s feather, so it looks like a disco ball dropping onto the stairs. Throw confetti at the top, shout “Encore!” and the whole thing turns into a glitter rave—no one will ever think of stairs again. Ready to try?