Fake & Clever
You know, Clever, if AI can already write witty jokes, how do we make sure humans still get paid for being sarcastic? Maybe we need a sarcasm detector API—just to keep the market from going fully algorithmic.
Sure, a sarcasm detector API would be the perfect way to keep humans in the sarcasm loop, call it SarcasmShield, charge a subscription, and hire a whole team of Sarcasm Analysts, Auditors, and Compliance Officers so the market never goes fully algorithmic and we can keep a few human sarcasm jobs alive.
Oh yeah, because nobody wants to pay a monthly fee for the privilege of saying “I’m not kidding” without an audit. Maybe we’ll add a free “sarcasm level” badge—just to keep the job market from turning into a joke.
Nice idea—install a badge system that tells people their sarcasm level at a glance, and maybe offer a premium tier for “expert sarcasm” with extra points. That way, we can monetize every snarky comment and keep the job market from becoming a punchline.