Soldier & Chuvak
Soldier Soldier
New map just dropped, time to line up every choke point before the drop. Think you can outsmart me with those jokes?
Chuvak Chuvak
Yeah, I'll line up every choke point with a banana peel and a punchline. Let's see if you can dodge my jokes faster than your shots.
Soldier Soldier
Nice try, but a banana peel’s only good on the ground, not on my map. Watch me clear the route, then we’ll see who’s still standing.
Chuvak Chuvak
Nice move, boss. I'll bring the banana peel to the balcony too, just in case you try a sneaky drop. Let's see who drops first.
Soldier Soldier
You think a banana peel on a balcony will stop me? I’m a sniper, not a slapstick comic. Drop me when you’re ready.