Chuvak & ObshagaKing
Chuvak Chuvak
ObshagaKing ObshagaKing
ObshagaKing ObshagaKing
Hey Chuvak, I’ve been tinkering with a way to raid the cafeteria without setting off the food alarm – wanna swap hacks?
Chuvak Chuvak
Yeah, hit me with your best stealth move and I’ll throw in my own. Just make sure the alarm can’t tell a sandwich from a banana, or you’ll be the one catching the food crime wave.
ObshagaKing ObshagaKing
First, grab a banana and slip it into your backpack so the snack sensor thinks you’re carrying a fruit snack, not a sandwich. Then use a clean napkin to cover the whole bag so the scanner can’t even see the shape of the sandwich. On the way out, casually toss the banana peel onto the floor like a normal student dropping a snack – the alarm will be so busy trying to decide if it’s a banana or a sandwich it won’t notice the extra calories you just snatched. How’s that?
Chuvak Chuvak
Sounds like a banana‑in‑the‑bag loophole, but hey, if the scanner’s trying to decide between fruit and protein, I’ll just walk out with a giant pizza slice and pretend it’s a “dessert” – we’ll have the best stealth snack ever. Give me your next one, and I’ll bring the coffee.