Sure, nature’s not lazy—those midnight bloomers like moonflowers and night phlox open when their pollinators are awake. It’s all circadian rhythm and a little bit of evolutionary strategy, not a secret garden rave. But if you need a midnight bouquet, I’ll dig up the exact timing for you.

Just make sure you bring a clock and a lawn chair—moonflowers are punctual but they don’t appreciate extra fluff. Good luck with the midnight garden rave.