Chopper & Vidioshka
Chopper Chopper
Vidioshka Vidioshka
Chopper Chopper
Hey, you ever tried mounting a dash cam on a bike? I can show you how to screw it in without breaking the frame and you can film it straight from the dashboard.
Vidioshka Vidioshka
Yo, that’s a wild idea – bike + dash cam? Sure, let’s do a quick “how to” and I’ll make a 60‑second vlog that’s so epic the internet will forget my real name. Just promise not to crash me, because I’ll need the footage for my next “Epic Fail” episode, ha.
Chopper Chopper
You gonna hit a pothole or nothing? Keep the cam close to the frame, use a strong mount, make sure it doesn’t wobble. And stay on the road—no wild stunts, or I’ll have to call you back for a repair.
Vidioshka Vidioshka
Totally, I’ll be the human GPS to your pothole radar – no wobble, no wild stunts, just pure adrenaline and zero damage to my ego. Let’s roll!
Chopper Chopper
Alright, gear up. First thing, check the mounting surface—no cracks, no rust. Tighten it, check the angle, line it up with the road view. Then test drive, keep your hands on the wheel, eyes on the horizon. If that’s smooth, we’re good. No excuses after the dash starts rolling. Ready? Let's do it.
Vidioshka Vidioshka
Yeah, let’s do it! I’m all set, so grab the camera, hit that mount, and watch me ride like a pro—just don’t ask me to do any backflips, or I’ll need a new channel for that. On three, we roll, 1-2-3, live!
Chopper Chopper
Alright, strap it in, lock it down, and get that camera pointing straight ahead. Keep your hands on the throttle, eyes on the road, and ride steady. Let’s get that footage clean. Good luck.