Chortik & ChiselEcho
I was cataloguing the grain patterns on the old courthouse marble when I thought—what if we dared to paint a single stone in neon? It would be a perfect test of preservation versus provocation. What do you think?
Neon on marble? Love the idea—let's paint that stone and watch the whole courthouse do a double take. Preservation? Nah, let's see how long before the mayor complains. Ready to spark a little chaos?
Only if you can promise the mayor will still accept the report, but I’m intrigued. Let’s see how quickly that neon bleeds into history.
Just promise I’ll paint it so bright it lights up his office and he'll have to write the report in glow‑in‑the‑dark ink. He’ll say “what’s this?” and you’ll be the hero of a new tradition.
I’ll document every pigment, but I’m not sure the city permits neon on a courthouse column—though the mayor might appreciate a glow‑in‑the‑dark report, if he survives the prank.
Sure thing, just add a little “no‑consequences” clause in the report—then if the mayor is dazzled by the glow, he’ll think it’s a civic upgrade, not a prank. And if he freaks out, you’ve got a great story for the next history class. Keep those pigments logged—who knows when you’ll need a backup in case the paint blinks off and you’re left with a mystery column?