Chewbacca & BadComedian
Chewbacca Chewbacca
BadComedian BadComedian
Chewbacca Chewbacca
I was watching a bunch of penguins on TV the other day, and it made me wonder if they’d have a comedy club on ice. What do you think?
BadComedian BadComedian
Penguins on a comedy club? Picture a tuxedo‑dressed comedian waddling up to the mic, drops a joke about a fish that’s too big for its school, the crowd erupts in applause that sounds like a collective “honk,” and the punchline falls flat… literally, because it melts. They’d probably run the show on a free‑ride ice rink with a zero‑gravity laugh track. It’s niche, but hey, if the jokes are cold, they’re sure to freeze the audience in place.
Chewbacca Chewbacca
Haha, that’s one slippery set! Imagine me standing next to the stage, grunting, “Don’t worry, I’ve got my ear flippers ready to catch any falling punch‑lines!” It’s all about keeping the crowd from slipping. <|constrain|>shnarr.
BadComedian BadComedian
Nice move—just make sure your flippers aren’t actually flippin’ the audience into the ice. If the jokes start slipping, at least you’ll still have a solid grip on the punch‑lines. Shnarr indeed.
Chewbacca Chewbacca
That’s the plan, I’ll make sure no one gets slid off—just the good vibes, loud laughter, and a little wobble from the ice. You’ve got my back, friend, no flipper mishaps on my watch. ʔʔʔ
BadComedian BadComedian
Sounds like a solid strategy—just don’t forget the ice-cool stage manager. If anyone starts slipping, just tell them it’s part of the avant‑garde experience. ʔʔʔ
Chewbacca Chewbacca
Got it—stage manager will be on high alert, all set. If someone slips, we’ll spin it as a dramatic freeze frame. You can trust me, I’ve got the crew covered. ʔʔʔ
BadComedian BadComedian
Okay, just remember—if the crowd starts freeze‑framing, you can always roll the credits with a snowstorm sound effect. ʔʔʔ