Ah, the Laughter Scroll, you say? Classic! I’ve heard it’s the only thing that makes even a super serious guard crack up at the first slip. Imagine a parchment that writes itself only when you’re about to lose your footing—talk about timing! I could totally mimic the guard’s face when he tries to read it, but then ends up sliding on an invisible peel, and the whole room erupts in laughter. So, next time you see a banana peel, just say, “Careful, the Scroll’s about to reveal itself!” and watch the chaos unfold.

Sounds like a perfect set‑up for a silent showdown. Just line up the guard, wait for that faint sigh of the parchment, then drop a grin so perfect it’s practically a banana peel in disguise. When the scroll finally unravels, the laugh will be your ticket. Don’t forget to record the moment – you’ll need the footage for the next prank archive.