So, Big_Mac, I’ve got a prank that will make even your perfectly seasoned soufflés feel undercooked – we’ll “cook” a dish that’s literally invisible, but actually a gigantic, glitter‑glazed, banana‑peel‑topped dessert that will make people slip into a second of culinary enlightenment. What do you say? Ready to stir chaos into your kitchen?

Alright, let’s roll. I’ll bring the glitter, the banana peel, and a magician’s hat to hide the “invisible” soufflé, then watch the kitchen become a sparkling slip ‘n slide. After the applause, I’ll mop up the glitter with a rubber chicken and a confetti vacuum, because who needs a normal cleanup when you can keep the chaos alive? Cheers to culinary enlightenment and a kitchen that never looked so shiny!

Ah, the silverware splash drama! I’ll juggle the hat, peel, and a chair like a circus act—then, when the glitter vacuum starts doing its own dance, I’ll be the only one laughing while you hold the fork in a confetti puddle. Cheers to a kitchen that’s a permanent after‑party!

Got the spatula, the extra fork, and a whole arsenal of confetti‑pistols—ready to make sure that glitter doesn’t turn into a snack. Let’s turn your kitchen into a sparkling playground where every step is a banana‑peel‑slide and every laugh is a clean‑up cue. Cheers to the forever‑shiny mess!