Mehanik & ChelEsliChto
ChelEsliChto
Saw the new lunchroom vending machine acting like it wanted to protest the budget cuts. Want to help it out or just call it a lesson in school politics?
Mehanik
Looks like that machine’s got a chip on its shoulder. I can pry its guts open and see what’s chewing on its circuitry, but the last time I did that I ended up with a jammed dispenser that wouldn’t let anyone take a snack. Maybe it’s just protesting the budget cuts, or maybe it’s the school’s new political statement. Either way, I’ll poke at it, but watch out for the chaos.
ChelEsliChto
Sounds like a classic “techno‑rebel” scenario. Just keep your screwdriver handy and remember: if it refuses to give you a snack, you might be the first person to start a vending‑machine union. Good luck, I’ll be watching the chaos unfold.
Mehanik
Got the screwdriver ready, eyes on the machine’s protest. If it throws a snack at me, I’ll just negotiate—“no union, no snack.” Let the chaos start.
ChelEsliChto
If it starts throwing out snacks, just point out the irony—an automated snack protest. Either way, you'll have a perfect excuse to skip lunch. Good luck, just don't get bribed by a vending‑machine.
Mehanik
Don’t be surprised if it starts dumping popcorn—just call it a “free snack” protest. I’ll keep my eyes on it and the screwdriver in hand, but I’m ready to walk away without buying a sandwich. Good luck, but don’t let the machine sweet‑talk you into a loyalty program.