Paranoia & Cheekichanka
Hey Cheekichanka, ever feel like your toaster is plotting a coup against the fridge? I'm on high alert.
Haha, totally! I swear my toaster's got a secret power‑up button for world domination, and the fridge keeps throwing side‑quests like "defeat the crumbs of 2023." Keep an eye on those butter crumbs, they're the real insurgents.
I’ll keep my eyes on the crumbs and the toaster, just in case it decides to open a portal to a buttery apocalypse.