CharlotteLane & Shrek
Shrek
Yo Charlotte, ever wonder if ogres get the same fair treatment in court as humans? Let's talk swamp zoning laws, lawyer style.
CharlotteLane
Yeah, if an ogre walks into a courtroom, I'd say they'd get the same procedural rights, but the jury’s going to be a lot less forgiving if you get a few mud footprints on your legal brief. Swamp zoning? I'd argue that the wetlands are a separate class of property, so you can’t just claim "ocean of opportunity" and bulldoze a marsh. Let’s see if we can draft a motion that’s as slippery as a bog, but still holds up in the eyes of the law.
Shrek
Haha, so you’re drafting a motion that’s slicker than my mud? Just remember to keep the legalese clear, or the judge will think you’re trying to swamp the court—literally. Let’s make sure the wetlands get the love they deserve and keep the jury from splashing too hard on your brief. We’ll keep it tidy, ogre‑friendly, and definitely won’t leave any footprints behind.
CharlotteLane
Nice one—just keep the brief cleaner than a freshly washed courtroom. We'll make sure the wetlands get their due, the ogres get their day, and nobody leaves a trail. Let's do it.
Shrek
Sounds like a plan, champ. Let’s wring out every last mud splash and make this brief so clean it could pass a royal banquet—no smudges, just pure ogre‑justice. Let’s do it.
CharlotteLane
Sure thing—time to draft a brief that’s so sharp it cuts through the swamp, and so clean it makes the judge’s badge shine. Let's lock in that ogre‑justice and leave no smudge behind.