HappyAss & Cashbacker
Cashbacker
Hey, ever heard about those secret coupon codes that let you snag a $200 gaming console for under $50? I’m thinking it’s a perfect blend of a good laugh and a great deal—your style, my math. What do you say?
HappyAss
Sounds like a plot twist for a sci‑fi sitcom—let me just check my secret coupon vault while I juggle a cat, a llama, and a toaster. Trust me, I’ll snag that console and then we’ll celebrate with a game‑night roast, because who says you can’t laugh while saving a fortune?
Cashbacker
Nice plan—just remember to note the exact expiration date on that coupon, otherwise you’ll spend a fortune on a toaster instead of a console. And hey, if the llama decides to jump on the gaming table, at least you’ll have a funny story to trade for extra cash next month.
HappyAss
Don’t worry, I’ve got the expiry stamped in a giant neon marker that glows in the dark—no llama will outshine that. If she does, we’ll sell the whole circus; extra cash is practically guaranteed!
Cashbacker
Sounds like a circus‑worthy strategy. Just make sure the neon marker’s ink stays on the expiry date, or you’ll end up in a llama‑owned pawn shop. I’ll keep the calculator ready for the profit calculation—profit, llama and all.
HappyAss
Don’t worry, the neon ink is indestructible—like my sense of humor. We’ll make the llama a sidekick, not a pawn shop owner, and those profits will be so high the llama will probably start demanding a cut. Ready to crunch numbers?