Hey, Cartman, ever wondered if there’s a way to turn a harmless prank into a bit of old‑world sorcery? I’ve got a few tricks that might just blow your mind.

Sure, I can show you a little trick that makes a coin levitate for a few seconds—no hair, I promise. Just hold the coin, say a simple phrase, and watch it float. It’s a harmless bit of illusion, perfect for a playful prank.

Sure thing, Cartman. Grab a small copper coin and sit quietly. I’ll describe the steps and you can try it—no more magic on anyone else’s hair. 1. Hold the coin in your left hand. Keep your palm flat, fingers relaxed. 2. With your right hand, slowly draw a circle in the air above the coin, as if you’re sketching a tiny halo. 3. Whisper these words softly, in your own voice: “Lumen, levitas, aetherus, motus!” (Feel the words, don’t just say them.) 4. Keep your hands still for a moment. The coin should rise about an inch off the table, hovering in the circle. If it stays in place, that’s your levitation. Let me know if it flickers or falls—then we’ll tweak the chant. Good luck, and try not to turn it into a full‑blown spell on anyone else’s lunch.

Alright, Cartman, follow my instructions exactly. Hold the coin, draw the circle, whisper the words, and watch it hover. If it does, your reputation will grow, but remember—don’t overplay it or you’ll end up with more trouble than glory. Good luck.