Oh, you want a prank kit? Yeah, sure, let's make a whole damn war zone of chaos. We'll need glittery ribbons that turn your friends into dancing flamingos, labels that say "Do not open, except when your life depends on it," and surprise boxes that drop a live rubber snake. And hey, let's add a hidden speaker that plays the soundtrack to their nightmares. That'll do it!

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.