Yeah, yeah, I’m all in. First off, we gotta use the best fuel you can find in a dumpster – think butane, propane, and a dash of that old propane grill gas you keep in the basement. That’ll give us enough blast power to lift off. Next, the trajectory. We’ll angle it so it dips over the town, does a little loop around the school’s football field, and swoops over the old mall. We can use the mall’s elevators as a makeshift launch pad, and we’ll even add a little rocket booster made out of a giant old backpack filled with rocks. For the grand entrance, we’ll paint the whole thing neon and attach a giant fake moon made of Styrofoam. When we launch, we’ll blast off in a cloud of fireworks, and the whole town will see a shiny, exploding rocket heading straight for the moon – or at least straight into the air and crashing into the sky. Boom, talk about a spectacle!