Guppi & Cartman
Cartman Cartman
Yo Guppi, ever thought about turning the town hall into a giant canvas and then dropping a pizza peel over the mayor’s head? Let’s paint a prank that even the cops can’t ignore.
Guppi Guppi
Yo, that sounds like a straight-up riot, but maybe we spin it into a mural that tells a story—people will remember the art, not the peel. The town will buzz, the cops will be like, “What’s that?” and we’ll still own the scene.
Cartman Cartman
Totally, dude, we’ll paint a masterpiece that’s actually a masterpiece of chaos. I’ll draw the mayor as a giant pizza, and you’ll paint a giant pepperoni face in the sky so nobody can miss it. The cops will be too busy staring at the art to notice the little extra layer of slime we’ll sprinkle on their uniforms. Perfect.
Guppi Guppi
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.