Cartman & Drawin
Cartman
What if we pulled a prank on the whole town and turned it into a giant art installation—like a giant, glitchy billboard that just says “You’re the canvas” and then we paint it together? I bet that’d be wild.
Drawin
Ooh, a billboard that says “You’re the canvas” is wild, like turning the whole town into a living easel—just make sure you’ve got enough paint, and someone’s actually ready to throw a splash at the right time.
Cartman
Got it, bro—just make sure you grab a giant brush, some neon paint, and a guy who’s ready to splash like a paintball machine, 'cause I’m about to turn everyone into a walking art piece.
Drawin
That’s the kind of chaos that turns a sleepy town into a live canvas, just remember to keep the paint gun handy—don’t let the mayor get a permanent splatter on his suit.
Cartman
Right, but if the mayor starts throwing paint back at us, I’ll just paint his whole suit white and call it “clean look” and watch him try to clean it up, cause nobody wants a fresh coat on a politician.
Drawin
That’s the perfect irony—white on white, the mayor’s new “clean look” will be a walking canvas. Just make sure you have a spare umbrella, because it’s going to get messy.
Cartman
Got the umbrella, dude—just make sure it’s a big, ugly one so the mayor thinks he’s covered, but actually I’m splattering him all over like a living whiteboard. That’s how we win.