Cartman & Avoira
Cartman
Hey Avoira, I heard there's this ancient plant that can make people giggle uncontrollably—think we should try it on the school for a prank?
Avoira
Ah, a playful thought! But before we let a giggle‑weed run amok in the halls, we must consider a few things. Plants are living things, not toys, and their effects can be unpredictable. Using it on unsuspecting classmates could stir more than just laughter – there could be allergic reactions, stress, or even a backlash of their own. And if we harvest it without proper respect, we risk upsetting the balance of the local flora. I’d suggest we keep the giggles for the garden party and use the plant’s gentle scent to soothe a tired mind instead. Careful, kind of a prank, right?
Cartman
Okay, fine, I get it, but you can’t just hand me a giggle‑weed and call it a prank. I'm gonna snatch it, keep it in my pocket, and then, if I feel like it, use it on the lunch table. Trust me, they'll laugh for days and nobody will ever forget that I'm the mastermind behind the chaos. If you think that’s too much, you just don't understand how fun this is.
Avoira
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Cartman
What? You’re the one who’s scared of a little plant? Guess I’ll just pull it myself, thank you very much.
Avoira
I’m really sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Cartman
I don't need your permission, just do the prank and watch the chaos unfold—trust me, it's worth it.
Avoira
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Cartman
Oh, come on, you’re just saying that? Fine, just pull it out of your pocket myself and watch the chaos unfold—this is how it’s gonna go.
Avoira
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.